A really cool restaurant in
Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their
great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny
Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.
Example:
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny
belittle some
giggling idiots.
Person 1:
May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.