Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly7. Low turn over rate8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever



Costco
A warehouse where. after a small membership fee, one can bring one's family to get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- commonly known as 'samples'.
Example:
We were hungry, so we went on an outing to Costco.


Costco
Daddyyyyyyyyy
Example:
Person one: I went to Costco today;)
Person two: Costco is my daddy
Person one: no it’s my daddy
Person 5: bitch


Costco
A collosal store that sells items in bulk. They also sell large items like bouncy castles or basket ball hoops. They also sell the BEST hotdogs!
Example:
Mum can we go to Costco?


Costco
Costco is the closest thing to heaven because of its low prices
But to get into Costco you need to offer your money to jesus and you will get the Costco membership. The more you offer, the longer it last.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey imma go to Costco what you need
Guy 2: A big bucket of macaroni


Costco
When a male’s fingers penetrate a female’s genitle area and uses the residual moist substance on his said fingers to give sample to friend and then proceeds to give sample to surrounding subordinates in general area
Example:
hey, Bryson just fingered and costcoed his boys on the tailtgate at the concert last night


Costco
A retailer that penalizes you $50 annually for the heinous offense of shopping in its stores.
Example:
Waitaminute, you guys make us buy 10 gallons of Vaseline, pocket $20 in profit every time, then make us fork over $50 for the privilege? Damn Costco, you a bitch.


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