dad
Dad
something that vanishes
Dad
Example:
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
The DADS
The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
Example:
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
Dad
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Dad
Example:
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Dad
Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
dads
Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.
Example:
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.