Dark Side

An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.



Dark Side
The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.
Example:
James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.


Dark Side
To engage in sexual relations with female Midshipman at the United States Merchant Marine Academy at Kings Point, NY. Also popular among USNA Midshipman.
A person who has engaged in Dark Siding is commonly known as a Dark Sider, also less commonly referred to as The Emperor or Darth Vader, depending upon the attractiveness of the female involved and/or the number of instances of Dark Siding committed by the individual.
Example:
Hey did you hear about Smith, he's gone over to the dark side, poor bastard.


Dark Side
Term originated in Star Wars: the Old Republic where you got Dark Side and Light Side points as a result for your actions. The display screen for those was also very "in your face".

Since Dark Side points were often given for actions that were morally good, but went against the wishes or teachings of the Jedi Order, "Dark Side" as a pun started to be applied to IRL actions that were in any way advantegous or convenient to the person voicing them.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't be bothered to study anymore... I'll watch some TV."
Person 2: "DARK SIDE!!!!"

Person 1: "What a nice day! I think I'll get off work early and have an ice cream!"
Person 2: "DARK SIDE!!!"

Person 1: "For once, I didn't clean my apartment this weekened, but played 30 hours of video games!"
Person 2: "DAAAAAARK SIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!!!!!"


Dark Side
Colloquial name for the housing commission side of Wyoming, NSW. Hotspot for crystal meth, domestic violence and hoodlum activity. Also known as the "Ghetto Side" or the "Shit Side".
Example:
Bring your crew over to the Dark Side and we'll rape you silly!


dark siding
Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
Example:
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.


Dark Sided
Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil
Example:
Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.


dark side
The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.
Example:
Come to the Dark Side! We have Cookies!!

Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"


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