Deficit

Deficit is the amount of something under the required amount.



Defecate deficit
Example:
'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'


brain deficit
relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk
Example:
someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??


humour deficit
comedic bankruptcy,inability to either experience or create anything amusing
Example:
HD sufferer - you can say that again
normal person - oh can I - repeats what he has just said
HD sufferer - no response
normal person- i see you are suffering a humour deficit problem
HD sufferer- excuse me i do not understand


fiscal deficit
the gap between revenues and expenditures for a government (over a given period of time); often referred to as an internal deficit or public deficit.
The public deficit accumulates over each time period (usually a year) into what is known as the public debt.

According to Keynesian and Neo-Keynesian economic theory, fiscal deficits are usually the most effective tool for stimulating economic activity; the actual choice of how the money is spent is less important.
Example:
In the USA, most states are not allowed to run fiscal deficits. In other federal republics, such as India and Argentina, they are allowed and frequently account for much of those countries' internal deficits.


fuck deficit
life is so short,

every day, we go around giving out fucks

you get a fuck, he gets a fuck, she gets a fuck, they get a fuck
now, there are no fucks left

stop caring about what other people think, live for yourself
Example:
Man... We running on a fuck deficit


trade deficit
the amount of goods and services that a country imports, minus the goods and services that it exports *in a calendar year*. In 1999 Japan exported much more than it imported, so it had a trade surplus. The same year, the United States imported more than it exported, and therefore had a large trade deficit.

While Japan had a trade surplus and the USA had a trade deficit, both had something called a trade balance, which was negative for the USA and positive for Japan.
Example:
During economic downturns, political leaders become very concerned if their country is running a trade deficit, because it means that jobs are being lost to business overseas.


cuddle deficit
When a man goes an extremely long time without getting laid and/or is a virgin, he will have a cuddle deficit: a strong desire to be cuddled which often causes clueless women to presume that constant cuddling will always happen.

Such women should beware: once the cuddle deficit is filled, he will go right back to normal male anti-cuddle behavior. Don't be fooled!
Example:
Girl: We used to cuddle and talk all night long! Now my boyfriend just wants to play videogames.

Wise boy: Dude just had a massive cuddle deficit. Get over it.


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