Derf

The act of dry- humping while fully clothed.



Derf
A new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of June 27th 2063. It is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. It has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.
Example:
One, two, three, four, five, derf, six ...


Derf
Noun:
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.

Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.

Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Example:
Schmitty: That Shane guy is such a derf.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.


Derf
A wonderful humourous individual. Usually an adult. The kind who would make an excellent coach, parent etc.
Example:
We should be so lucky as to have him as a coach, he's a derf.


Derf
1. To get a stamp on your completed homework.
2. To act crazy and/or insane while teaching or just talking in general.
3. To yell at one's smart board.
4. To flick off one's class.

5. To stand on a desk to feel if the air is working.
6. To teach "shit"
7. To throw markers at ghetto kids.
Example:
Person A: "Yes I derfed my homework!"
Person B: "Ugh, lucky, I skipped one problem."

Teacher: "You guys forgot your calculators?!!!!" "YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!!!!!!"

Teacher: (to smart board) "WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKING?!"

Students: (to teacher): "Happy Birthday!"
Teacher: *flicks off class and walks out*


Derf
1. The ultimate word that can describe anyone or anything. Can be used for describing how uninterested you are, your friends' personalities, music, the world, aliens, cafeteria food, etc.

2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.
Example:
1.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...

Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!

Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!

2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!

RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.


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