Dictionary

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Dictionary
What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
Example:
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.


Dictionary
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Example:
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?


Dictionary
A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.
Example:
Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.


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