dirty friend
The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
Example:
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.