Dooku
Example:
"I just bought a bunch of 30mw green laser pointers from China for practically nothing!! I've discovered a way to construct cheap lightsabers that I'm going to sell on Ebay!! Dude... We're going to make Dooku bucks here. We're going to have Princess Leias all over this place... I promise."
"Bantha Fodder. Those lasers don't have IP filters. They'll blind any Padawan clouded enough to use them."
"I just bought a bunch of 30mw green laser pointers from China for practically nothing!! I've discovered a way to construct cheap lightsabers that I'm going to sell on Ebay!! Dude... We're going to make Dooku bucks here. We're going to have Princess Leias all over this place... I promise."
"Bantha Fodder. Those lasers don't have IP filters. They'll blind any Padawan clouded enough to use them."