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Doritos
Doritos are a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The OG Doritos were not flavored(called Toasted Corn Doritos). The most popular flavors are Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Doritos are commonly featured in MLG mongtages alongside Mountain Dew, also owned by PepsiCo due to sponsorships with games and esports tournaments.

At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:
Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Flamin Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.
Example:
Doritos is the best chip brand out there. End of story.
Doritos are BAE.
Doritos are God, God is Doritos.
If Doritos are God, then الله أكبر.


doritos
A delicious snack that constitutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.
Example:
Keep your hands off my momma, and my Doritos.


dorito
(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.
Example:
I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito


Doritos
The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
Example:
LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111


dorito
1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.

Also possibly the best snack in the world!

2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
Example:
1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!

2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!


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