Douche-bag Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Douche-bag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.

douche bag

by twin. on Jul 24, 2005 17:30:22

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.

closely related to;; asshole

Example:
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

douche bag

by Justin Hartless on Dec 12, 2003 02:14:33

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Example:
my friend Peter Shaffer.

douche bag

by anonymous on Apr 04, 2005 10:59:01

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

Example:
those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

douche bag

by Anirowned on Dec 17, 2005 01:56:35

Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth

Example:
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.

douche bag

by Bling Bling WBF on Aug 05, 2003 11:58:52

the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

Example:
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

Douch Bag

by Baldassare Cossa on May 02, 2009 14:03:04

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.

Example:
That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

Douche Bag

by MoonshoesPotter234 on Apr 24, 2011 03:51:36

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Example:
Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

douche bag

by lLamaD on Feb 19, 2005 09:08:37

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\

Example:
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."

Douche Bag

by ima gayfish on Sep 22, 2009 06:23:35

Kanye West

Example:
During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.

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