Duell joke
by Anonymousmaybebio on May 22, 2022 04:15:40
A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to
disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of
a dad joke with a 100%
facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.
Example:
You know why a
paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100%
Duell joke
James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh.
Duell Joke
Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke
Dick Duelling
by Carnefice on Nov 06, 2017 05:54:33
The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two
jets hit eachother. The winner of the
duel is
whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.
Duelling Peacocks
by Carl Davidson on Jul 12, 2013 11:19:21
Example:
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?
Check out the
duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but
there will be blood when there's
duelling peacocks in the office...
Duelling Beards
by BillyLO on Jun 09, 2009 10:13:40
Aggressive competitiveness and/or
one-upmanship between
GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to
seniority in the field.
Example:
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of
duelling beards arguing over whether
Slackware or
LFS is the true operating system.