Dumbledore
The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against
Gellert fucking
Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of
Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.
Dumbledore
by The Slytherin Queen on Feb 12, 2019 21:48:06
Dumbledore
by NON-BINARY SENTIENT BEING on Apr 08, 2018 09:38:26
Example:
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?
Emmah: Dumbledore level of
assholity.
Dumbledore
by Mekon666 on Apr 28, 2009 21:22:37
Dumbledore
by "The Icon" Tyclar on Oct 21, 2007 04:15:36
Example:
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so
dumbledore.
Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young
strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!
Andre: Why?
Dumbledore
by MetallicGirl on May 22, 2018 12:17:18
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Thinks he is
the puppet master.
Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
Dumbledore
by Nonyo Binness on Oct 23, 2007 15:33:33
Dumbledore
by veronicalovin on Sep 04, 2009 08:23:44
Dumbledore
by Fuckin' Queers on Oct 23, 2007 08:46:42
The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K.
Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on
Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
Example:
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to
Coldplay!
Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?
That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.
Dude look at that gay
male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "
Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
Dumbledore
by Two Pints of Lager & a handle on Dec 30, 2017 09:39:37