ESPN's

Adj. Something which is incredibly overplayed and overdramatized.



ESPN

by mashedpotatoesandgravy69 on Jun 15, 2019 10:14:09

Expert Signaling Psychic Neurosis

ESPN is shared between two very close people and occurs when they think of the same things at the same time.
Example:
Kerstan - "What do you think of rats?"
Angelica and Kerstan - "They're nasty."
Angelica - "ESPN? I think so!"


ESPN

by Mon Capitan on Aug 16, 2009 13:48:40

Entertainment, Sports, and Poker Network

Used to indicate the amount of poker on ESPN nowadays.
Example:
I am watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN.


ESPN

by disneysucks on Jul 31, 2006 04:25:09

Eastern Sports and Propaganda Network
Example:
Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.


espn

by pwnth3n00b on Feb 24, 2009 01:53:58

ESPN is a bunch of ass kissing Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots fans. Last year (2008) they had a part of Sportscenter DEDICATED, yes dedicated to the old Yankee Stadium, when about 3 other teams were also in the process of building a new stadium. Every February they also dedicate a huge part of Sportscenter about the Yankees and Redsox training camps, seriously WHO CARES. ESPN is a bunch of East coast assholes who don't care at all about any other teams in the other part of the country, except for Manny and the Dodgers. Their so called "expert analyists" don't know a thing about sports, and are a bunch of ex-bench players at Division 3 schools. If you like ESPN you indeed have a vagina.
Example:
Nobody gives a shit about the Yankees and Red Sox training camps. Doesn't ESPN remember that there are 28 other teams in the MLB?


espn

by k-dubz on Jun 19, 2007 00:32:14

A Sports network where any random idiot can make it as an "expert analysist" for a sport.
Example:
Person1: Lol at Merrill Hodge calling Vince Young a bust.
Person2: What did you expect, he works for freakin espn!!!


ESPN

by Person who hates ESPN on Aug 14, 2008 12:28:54

Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network
Formally know as Entertainment and Sports Programming Network, they offically changed their names to Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network when they decided to focus on two MLB teams, the Red Sox and Yankees. Their main headlines usually include:
*Manny being Manny
*Manny Ramirez being Manny Ramirez
*MANNY TRADED TO THE LA DODGERS
*David Ortiz hits Homerun Number (insert #)
*David Ortiz eats burger number (insert #)
*A-Rod and Madonna???
*A-Rod and Jeter breaks up with Madonna rumors.
*Joba Chamberlain as a possible Cy Young Candidate (No Joke, actually real)

With the occasional headlines of:
Evan Longoria
Tiger Woods
Brett Farve
Evan Longoria
The New York Mets
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
LA Dodgers (only because Manny is there)
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Brett Farve
Example:
MLB News
Subscribe

* MLB eyeing instant replay as early as late August
* Oblique puts Lowell on DL | Red Sox top Rangers
* After fouling ball off foot, Jeter sits | Yanks lose
* Cubs sweep Braves by combined score of 18-2
* Crawford opts for hand surgery | TB-OAK Live
* A's third baseman Chavez has shoulder surgery
* Quentin sits out, but balanced ChiSox top Royals
* Sheffield says he's not expecting trade | Tigers fall
* Rumor Central: Rays making push for Aurilia? Insider

Four Yankees/Red Sox headlines in the top 5 from ESPN website 8/13/08


espn

by ben bo on Dec 29, 2007 15:17:46

Eastern Sports and Patriots Network.
They are alway jockin the patriots and everything in the east in fact i think they have 24/7 live coverage on tom Bradys house like anyone cares.
Example:
Man that ESPN sure does jock the patriots and tom brady pretty hard.

Whats tom brady doin these days? i dont know check the Patriots Network(ESPN) it has 24/7 live coverage of his life.


ESPN

by ---Tom--- on Nov 10, 2006 14:53:57

What Used To Be "Entertainment Sports Programming Network", Now Primarily A Daytime Soap Featuring A Grammy-Nominated Cast Of Rich Athelets
Example:
-----------------ESPN------------------
featuring...
Tiger Woods.........as Tony The Whiner
Barry Bonds.........as Cheating Charlie
Alex Rodriguez......as Crying Companion
T.O.................as Mr. Selfabsorbed
LeBron James........as 4 Guys Living Together
Brett Favre.........as Marsha


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