Emergency Room
The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly
shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough
lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS
Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his
Opana ER down a
sour pipe", etc.After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some
dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "
scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from
the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.
Emergency Room
by joeythewoody on Jan 20, 2009 12:43:54
A song by Rihanna and
Akon that has leaked on the internet a bit early. People arent sure wether or not it is
akon but it is. Rihanna for sure because she has her name said in the song towards the end. People think Ray L is the one doing Akons part but it has been confirmed that its Akon and he just isnt using autotunes, so he sounds a little different. Very good song. About a woman finding out her man is cheating and hes going to be in the
emergency room because he'll die without her.
Example:
"You gon' be in the
emergency room, i'm standing by your bed and so
tempted to pull
outcha IV. You gon' be in the emergency room, im fighting with myself, i cant hurt ya even though you hurt me."
Emergency Room Drunk
by the Villager on Nov 25, 2010 07:07:27
emergency room special
by benthere on Mar 10, 2008 01:15:24
A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an
ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel
clawed and chewed
its' way out.
Example:
Franks'
emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair
weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room
specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.