Oxford English Dictionary
by Luddz on Feb 01, 2015 11:54:33
A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly
abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a
conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry
erudite works of literature.
english-italian dictionary
by analsexxx on Mar 28, 2005 10:14:21
the internets way of showing me to speak
italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called me a pussy, and told me to fuck off, it hurt *
sob*
Urban Dictionary English
by Avery Clapsaddle on Oct 01, 2011 01:09:50
The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and
snobbery toward
autonomy, creativity and the rejection of
propriety.
Example:
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your
pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you
talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.