Enlgish

A word like langauge, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, English. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users usually wonder, silently, about the ways of spell check and then make an appointment with their oculist.



Enlgish
When you're trying to chat at a reasonable speed, but you keep messing the words up with letters in opposite places of where they should be. Not to be confused with Engrish or Engish.
Example:
Jim: Hey Suzy, let's go for a wlak. We shuold definitely be sure to call the others and get them to join us.
Suzy: *walk. And *should.

Jim: Haha, yeah, sorry, my Enlgish is acting up today.


Latest Searches

Strolling, scenery, easy-going, thickness, Lane Kiffin, a cliff, Ass-Nigga, sod, stuck in traffic, bung hole, hog, robust, Darwin award, go for a walk, rq, tongue, spinach, Kemal, Let it be known, the item, clam chowda, Its bad, pathic, cannibal, Trash Talking, Japan, by the way, speak english, insertation, embrace, Hood rat, snort, on the Pill, walking racial slur, Glenda, Big Boi, Josephine, Rawr, decade, Giselle, Justin Timberlake, babyface, new tab, emulsion, spech, marathoning, Tyrone, club sandwich, especially, pokeball, 143, hispanic, jarl, no shoes, I cant, Claimed, Tomlinson, maryam, FREIND, horney, ball busting, Jawn, wold, sweetback, Pelvic, jesuit, tps report, korean girl, frangggggeeeeer, cornet, do shit, typewriter, dan, Prims, Isn’t, Weimar Republic, get rid of, guzzlers, phantom, BOARDERS, stankpuss, the back nine, five-for-five, Hey bud, republicanazi, smoking hot, comitted, and all, 4 AM Syndrome, the covenant, postage tramp, List, obsess, Jarvis Cocker, makin moves, football team, the dream, To wake up, Attack on Titan, nap nap, upper management, cold-blooded, Regular guy, double-click, EDWARD, Yupper, Lloyd Bridges, alligators, Nancy-boy, Hip Hop, Rostock, Moshi, your one, rebounds, The Gram, Vaseline, Swarving, Blame it, teamer, put it on ya, Huey, to you, James Bernard, disingenuous, rblx, switcheroo, the flavor, Embarass, Popular game, unhappiness, giraffe, Sorry I, a Fonzie, pre-school facial, DVDRiP, Call a tow truck, Crewmate, COONa, Damn straight, over drinking, Jews, on a trip, deserts, the troll, track stand, hoppy, acrobat, hash browns, feel me up, Kate, Louka, nike, ugly, overpriced, last thursday, nigga got dat drip, a makayla, woohoo, RK, Tobby, Verhoeven, breakfast for dinner, using, regain, DC, Guy, what a rip, Inanimate Skeezer, Pedophile, Topper, dead turkey, rat-tail, so over, symbolism, nudity, breesh, exibit, ya man, a me, we todd did, preface, the Skinner, public bathrooms, clit, Delmarva Stingker, abstain, hard dick, My Father, the Creature, mm, Duckets, House Cup, male member, floods, left behind, Code, simpler times, Brembo, It’s wraps, Book, Jamaican, Enlgish, Strolling, scenery, easy-going, thickness, Lane Kiffin, a cliff, Ass-Nigga, sod, stuck in traffic, bung hole, hog, robust, Darwin award, go for a walk, rq, tongue, spinach, Kemal, Let it be known, the item, clam chowda, Its bad, pathic, cannibal, Trash Talking, Japan, by the way, speak english, insertation, embrace, Hood rat, snort, on the Pill, walking racial slur, Glenda, Big Boi, Josephine, Rawr, decade, Giselle, Justin Timberlake, babyface, new tab, emulsion, spech, marathoning, Tyrone, club sandwich, especially, pokeball, 143, hispanic, jarl, no shoes, I cant, Claimed, Tomlinson, maryam, FREIND, horney, ball busting, Jawn, wold, sweetback, Pelvic, jesuit, tps report, korean girl, frangggggeeeeer, cornet, do shit, typewriter, dan, Prims, Isn’t, Weimar Republic, get rid of, guzzlers, phantom, BOARDERS, stankpuss, the back nine, five-for-five, Hey bud, republicanazi, smoking hot, comitted, and all, 4 AM Syndrome, the covenant, postage tramp, List, obsess, Jarvis Cocker, makin moves, football team, the dream, To wake up, Attack on Titan, nap nap, upper management, cold-blooded, Regular guy, double-click, EDWARD, Yupper, Lloyd Bridges, alligators, Nancy-boy, Hip Hop, Rostock, Moshi, your one, rebounds, The Gram, Vaseline, Swarving, Blame it, teamer, put it on ya, Huey, to you, James Bernard, disingenuous, rblx, switcheroo, the flavor, Embarass, Popular game, unhappiness, giraffe, Sorry I, a Fonzie, pre-school facial, DVDRiP, Call a tow truck, Crewmate, COONa, Damn straight, over drinking, Jews, on a trip, deserts, the troll, track stand, hoppy, acrobat, hash browns, feel me up, Kate, Louka, nike, ugly, overpriced, last thursday, nigga got dat drip, a makayla, woohoo, RK, Tobby, Verhoeven, breakfast for dinner, using, regain, DC, Guy, what a rip, Inanimate Skeezer, Pedophile, Topper, dead turkey, rat-tail, so over, symbolism, nudity, breesh, exibit, ya man, a me, we todd did, preface, the Skinner, public bathrooms, clit, Delmarva Stingker, abstain, hard dick, My Father, the Creature, mm, Duckets, House Cup, male member, floods, left behind, Code, simpler times, Brembo, It’s wraps, Book,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!