Evangelion

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.



Evangelion
A basic explination is it's the anime version of an Ace in a deck of cards.To some people it's the greatest thing ever, whereas to others it's the worst. Theres very little inbetween. I am one of the people who think it's great.
Example:
Person 1: Have you seen that anime Evangelion it is Amazing!!!
Person 2: You honestly like that, Id rather chew through my own arm and then some!!!


Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion is a show which first aired on the 4th of October 1995. It was written by Hideaki Anno. The franchise consists of the 26 episode series and 4 movies- with the most recent one being released about a month ago.

The show is extremely difficult to understand plot wise, but that does not mean you cannot enjoy the characters and themes that fit within the show itself. The show is an amazing classic in the anime community and should not be thought of as less than that. When it comes to characters, evangelion does not fail when it comes to relating to a teenage boy jizzing on a german girl in a hospital. of course, this is not for everyone, but i assure you; there are some memorable characters such as Rei Ayanami- who is the face if most of the merch associated with the franchise. Unfortunately, the animation of evangelion is lacking. The original series is obviously very old and the animation is the same. This wasn't improved in the most recent movie (evangelion 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a time) the animation in the most recent movie was extremely bad. i dont mean the main animation- i mean the cgi. pardon my language; but it was absolute dogshit. my disabled grandma can animate better than that. nonetheless- the show ended on a well deserved note; with most (MOST) of the characters having a pretty happy ending. the concept of the show was extremely original for its time- and even inspired others such as darling in the franxx and others.
Example:
Alaina- I love evangelion!
Gethin- what the fuck


evangelion
The best, most complex, but also EXTREMELY fucked up anime ever, sometimes leading viewers to depression and deep, deep confusion, as well as headaches from trying to figure out that f'ing show. It has the most beautiful animation, but is known for angering fans with it's inconclusive ending.
Example:
Evangelion is the reason I need rogain-I pulled out all of my hair watching End of Eva!

Man, last night, while I was watching Evangelion, I went into an epilptic seisure.


evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion.

An 26 episode anime series released by Studio Gainax in the mid 1990's, and directed by Hideaki Anno.

The story depicts a world that has been all but destroyed by a disaster in the year 2000, and the ensuing chaos when a race called the "Angels" return to destroy what is left of mankind.

"Evangelion" also refers to the giant mecha used in the series as the primary weapon against the Angels.
Example:
Evangelion is a revolutionary anime series


evangelion
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

WARNING: CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS...

Note: If you ever hear of GEHIRN, that is the old name for NERV.

The best, most complex anime ever created. It consists of 26 episodes and two movies ("End of Evangelion" and "Death and Rebirth").
To actually understand the series, you need to have watched The End Of Evangelion before the last two episodes, which are extremely confusing; lots of images and ideas thrown at you all at once, whilst the movie breaks them up and helps you to understand.
In the year 2000 the "Second impact" occured, melting the polar ice caps and putting much of the worlds land under sea. As much as half of the worlds population was killed in this event. The dinosaurs were wiped out in the same way, but the event was much bigger, this was the "First impact".
Now the organisation "NERV" is created, by another, (SEELE), to keep a strange race, which we have named the "angels", from causing a "Third impact". NERV created a huge bio-mech called an Evangelion to protect Earth, as conventional weapons are no use against the Angels.
The "pilots" of Evangelion all have to be born after the second impact, which makes them all 14 years old, these are: Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryu and Rei Ayanami. The pilots sit inside the Evangelion and "Sync" with it, for example, if the Evangelion is hurt, so is the pilot, but this proves to be an effective method of controlling the Eva.
SPOILERS:
Impacts are caused by an Angel joining with the original angel, "Adam". The second impact was only small because Adam was in an embryonic state, deliberatly caused my SEELE.
SPOILER:
The evangelions are a living thing, and must have a soul. This is very confusing, but I believe that Shinji's mother's soul is in Evangelion Unit 01, Asuka's Mother's in Unit 02 and some part of Rei's conciousness in Unit 00.
This basically concludes the story. Everybody should watch this series, it makes a creepy kind of sense.
SPOILER:
We are all seperate because we need each other to live, we reject each other, we use sadness to exist, if we were all dead, harmony would reign, and we would become our original self. You see this original self in the End Of Evangelion Movie.

Note that there are a lot of hidden meanings in this series, see if you can find them all ^_^...

Naoko :)
Example:
Damn, it took me 10 rounds of this series to understand this... But... Wow..


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