Even Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

Even

by DickieAmputee on Feb 06, 2019 20:25:27

The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

Example:
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.

Even

by Dank_ooF on Dec 31, 2018 06:43:09

Scandinavian name

A person with a great personality and a big... heart.

He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.

His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

Example:
"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."

*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."

Even

by Pål R. on Oct 04, 2003 02:49:13

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

Example:
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

not even

by duncan on Oct 11, 2003 20:51:10

you are disputing a statement

Example:
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

An Evening with

by One_Among on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Example:
Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

even if

by jsd9632 on Feb 07, 2012 02:46:41

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Example:
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

not even

by steveceeeeee on Sep 06, 2005 04:48:48

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Example:
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !

evenity

by Mark Adamowicz on May 25, 2005 04:20:36

the state of being completely even

Example:
I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.

even

by noofruit on Mar 04, 2006 18:43:15

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

Example:
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

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