FFP
FFP stands for former fat person. FFP is a shared identity amongst all people that grew up or were formally "fat" at one point in there lives. You are only considered an FFP if you were bordering or considered obese or overweight according to the
BMI scale. FFP identity can only be ascribed by other FFPs for people like to confuse "
pudgy" phases with the
lived experience of being a fat person on modern society.
FFP
by sanguellalella on Nov 14, 2006 01:48:26
'Fatal First Piss' the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be
visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. Also known as
breaking the seal.
Example:
guy 1: i really need to
piss.
guy 2:
ha! the
ffp.
FFP
by smokefairy420 on Feb 12, 2010 07:33:17
Future Fatty Potential..As in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and NEVER exercise now but
in a few years she's
gonna blow up like the good year
blimp...
FFP
by KaylasMan on Oct 12, 2008 08:14:02
Face Fucking Palm or Fucking Face Palm. An
exaggerative form of the original 'Face Palm' coined by a
Philadelphian in the late 20th century. Usually used to show disgust in one's actions, preference, or views.
Example:
"
Meek Millz is the best rapper" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek
"What's wrong
with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek
FFP
by Pontianak on Dec 07, 2003 13:25:03
Example:
"She's
not a BBW, she's an FFP!"
FFP
by cbjwthwm on Jul 02, 2009 05:17:33
Female
Focal Point. A covert method of discussing your latest object of obsession with your buddies without drawing
undue attention to your conversational topic or tipping off the ladies as to how hung up you are on someone you haven't started publicly pursuing yet. Originated in early-mid 90's
Providence College dorm subculture.
Example:
What's the FFP doing? She's studying for
exams tonight, then she's away
next weekend on a
road trip with Dave. I can't believe she's with that tool!
FFP
by Nick on Apr 16, 2004 05:31:33
acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the
Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...
Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly
dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would
givel the chance.
ffp
by urmumshouse on Jul 02, 2020 06:03:14
Example:
guy 1:
yoo i just
got some ffp from a girl at school
guy 2: bro let me see
ffp
by marzza on Feb 18, 2008 04:32:55
"For fucks penis". Slang or rolling
gag for those who curse and don't know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the
punctuation lesson which i
skipped.
Ffp
by Steph1738 on May 01, 2016 14:27:09