the worlds most selective website on earth, invites only by the admin team, free events/parties, exerllant social networking site, definitly not a dating site as people are banned for whoring themselves.
the site everyone hates on because they were band for being a knobber!

A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Clearly the person that posted the definition calling Faceparty "tragic" is too ugly to make use of Faceparty's main benefit, namely its use as a forum for people to meet with a view to having totally meaningless sex.

A UK chat community populated by losers looking for a date over the internet, or people who spend every waking hour of their life talking to their buddies who they have never met. To add insult to injury the actual chat client is the buggiest piece of shit I have ever used. It makes getting into your desired chatroom an absolute chore due to the glitchy 20-user limit. (for example, if you can't get into a chatroom because it's full, then it suddenly drops, you still can't get in because it's broken)

The true geeks buy into FP's "Cool Tools", a small upgrade to FP accounts where you can use new icons, see who rated you a gimp, etc. Only the biggest idiot will actually use these tools to good effect - it's a chatroom, I really could care less about what icon I have next to my name. If I want my own icon and customized profile i'll just log onto AIM, thank you very much.

A British social networking/dating website. Theres a few alright people but there are alot of pervs who message you asking if you got "cam" and slappers who have pictures of themselves standing in front of a mirror half naked taken with their mobile or just of ramdom body parts. There are also alot of bots trying to get desparate men to text to a preuium rate number to recieve a dirty vid.

FaceParty, what I think comes from the definition, sit on my face and party, is a website dedicated to the communication of young and old alike.
What people decide to communicate is up to themself, hence the abdication of any form of intelligent life or originality. Once you create a profile on faceparty users can specify certain characteristics about themself and most importantly upload a picture (meant to be their face, but some morons do not understand this concept).
If you truely decide you want to embrace the culture of faceparty I'm affraid you either have to be a randy teenager , council dirty, or simply rather dull. Excluding myself of course, who likes to facilitate in mocking those below myself, more of a God like characteristic.

A failing social networking site falsely claiming to be the very first of it's kind - something you are forced to acknowledge as part of it's registration agreements. Unsurprisingly, the sites "agony aunt" section is hosted by a middle-aged, leather & swastika-clad "dungeon slapper" who openly adheres to fascist viewpoints, all very poorly disguised as satire. It's main target audience (or perhaps it's main attraction) appears to be infantile, mentally-underdeveloped under-18 chavs and chavvettes looking (by own admission in their profiles) for casual sex.

The site desperately coats itself with an heretic, anarchic and sleazy sex-shop theme to distinguish itself from rival (and far more popular) social networking sites, as well as portray itself to be more "street" and rebellious (see target user base).

Last year the site made history by introducing the internet's most retarded ban ever. As of 2008, over 36 year olds have been universally banned from the site solely due to their age. The reasoning for this ban is that it's "management" feared that everyone this age or over is bound to be a pedophile seeking to groom its predominant user base of under-18's. Therefore, under new UK laws, courtesy of FaceParty logic: a) every person over 36 with a social networking site is a suspected paedophile b) no one under this age could possibly ever be; and clearly, c) no actual peadophile would ever lie about their actual age as part of the online grooming process, why no, this has not been known to have happened before. Under these same new laws, it is however, perfectly acceptable for social network sites to subject its under-18 user base to various, excessive sexual content, coupled with frequent encouragement of posting indecent images of one another.