Fag Hag

Also known as Fruit Fly and Queer Dear. This is a woman who prefers the company of gay men because she recognizes their effervesence, incisive wit, and sheer brilliance regarding the human condition. This woman appreciates the fact that gay men know how to drill down to the bittersweet core of an issue and make light of it where necessary, and simultaneously make dark humor of it where otherwise necessary. It is a gift that comes from being an outsider: rather than lying down and taking a beating, as some do, the exaulted gay man rises from the ashes and finds the ridiculous glory in being an outsider. In this endeavor, he seeks the company of a woman, and she of him...because regardless of intentions, women and men enjoy the company of those who feel "right" to each other.Because this type of woman is generally spoiled by the general delightfulness of gay men, she may scorn straight men for their lack of personality and overall dullness.



Fag Hag
A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.
Example:
For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."


Fag Hag
Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Example:
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff


Fag Hag
A girl who unknowingly or compulsively collects gays. Also has a strong gay-dar to seek out more to collect. A name usually said about her behind her back.
Example:
Mom: So i see you have another one?
Tam: Another what?
Mom: -Snicker- well it okay if you like to collect them. you know some kids collect baseball cards. make up, or even pez despinsers. but i'm all for it if you want to collect gays and be a Fag Hag. -burst out laughing-
Tam: MOM!!! THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!


Fag Hag
A woman, usually overweight, who almost exclusively seeks the company of gay men, often mistaking their friendship for a romantic relationship. They have a defective gaydar.
Example:
Rhonda was shocked to walk in on Steve and his boyfriend Brian in bed, thinking all this time Steve didn't try to have sex with her because he was just a nice guy.


Fag Hag
You're a Fag Hag if:

- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
Example:
"Me and my Hag"

"Can't you do anything without your Hag?"

"You girl, are a Fag Hag."


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