Farte', Farte

FartePronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay–Noun1. A fancy way of saying Fart2. a flatus expelled through the anus.3. an irritating or foolish person.4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.–verb (used without object)— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.Origin:Will Long 2009



Fart, Fart, Shart
A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Example:
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.


POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
Example:
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"


I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
Example:
I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine


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