Fat Friend
A grossly overweight and bitter young woman who finds a social outlet by becoming “Best Friends” with a much more attractive girl then manipulating and ultimately controlling her life to live through her.Extremely hostile to most of her attractive friend’s friends and especially all of her boyfriends. Will
interfere constantly with
the view to
splitting them up by any means necessary.Will constantly “Feed” her victim until she’s approaching the same weight category and level of unattractiveness.
fat friend
by nina Campbell on Oct 12, 2007 21:29:11
A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually
have some outstanding quality like
humor that makes them worth having around.
Example:
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so
everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
Fat Friends
by WackyJoe on Feb 10, 2010 02:15:07
fat friend
by AdolescentWit on Jun 22, 2009 13:45:34
The obese/chubby friend of a hot male or female that can always miraculously keep them out of a relationship with you. The best thing to do with them is
to friend them, then start a relationship up with your target. Afterward, do something that will cause the fat friend to
split up with your lover, so that there will be no more of
her/him.
Example:
Dave:
My god man,
that woman is soo hot. The things I'd do to her...
Jason: Good luck, man. Her fat friend always pulls her
outta here before you can do anything.
fat friend theory
by jmobley on Oct 05, 2006 10:28:53
big fat friend
by Mufasa25 on Oct 02, 2008 08:34:59
The fat, ugly girl who hangs out with a group of very attractive women. The big
fat friend is a notorious
cock block and will do whatevr she can to prevent you from sleeping with her friends. Her biggest weakness is the non-discriminating
wingman who will sleep with anyone.
Big Fat Friend
by Killleera7x on Dec 24, 2008 06:42:26
Usually a female friend of your girlfriend. You HAVE to
get on with her for the sake of your relationship but she doesn't make it easy! She'll make
sarcy comments, Make fun of you and demand to be everywhere that you and your girlfriend go.
Listen to "Big Fat Friend by
Stephen Lynch" for more info :P
Example:
Guy 1: Oh hey did you end up
getting with Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Nah her Big Fat Friend was there the whole night, Wouldn't
fucking leave man
Guy 1: That sucks, just bring her a
picnic basket next time!
Fat Friend Appreciation Day
by Jimmycrocker on Mar 15, 2022 01:47:37
National Fat Friend Day
by Mikethegreat3 on Nov 12, 2022 01:04:08
fat hater friend
by theunknowngl on Oct 17, 2004 09:06:14