Fox News
National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").Fox News
Biased right-wing propaganda machine created solely for the sake of brainwashing and misleading the people with alternative facts. Their shows are mostly garbage, especially Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Fox News shouldn't even be called "news", it's more entertainment than anything else. Their only good anchor is Shepard Smith, who is one of their only journalists.
Example:
Some Random Guy: Hey, do you watch Fox News?
Some Random Guy's Friend: No, why would I watch right-wing propaganda?
Some Random Guy: Because everything they say is true, and anyone who proves it wrong is considered part of the left-wing media!
Some Random Guy: Wow... you must have been hooked on Fox News... it's like a drug that you can't cure from.
Some Random Guy's Friend: You better not watch CNN or MSNBC, they are just liberal mouthpieces.
Some Random Guy: I know... but it's much, much better than watching white supremacists talk about how bad illegal immigration is and how they keep discussing Uranium One even though it's been debunked by one of their LEGITIMATE hosts, Shep Smith.
Some Random Guy's Friend: I can agree with you on that one.
Some Random Guy: Hey, do you watch Fox News?
Some Random Guy's Friend: No, why would I watch right-wing propaganda?
Some Random Guy: Because everything they say is true, and anyone who proves it wrong is considered part of the left-wing media!
Some Random Guy: Wow... you must have been hooked on Fox News... it's like a drug that you can't cure from.
Some Random Guy's Friend: You better not watch CNN or MSNBC, they are just liberal mouthpieces.
Some Random Guy: I know... but it's much, much better than watching white supremacists talk about how bad illegal immigration is and how they keep discussing Uranium One even though it's been debunked by one of their LEGITIMATE hosts, Shep Smith.
Some Random Guy's Friend: I can agree with you on that one.
Fox News
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Fox News tries blame everything on liberals, and all its arguments could be defeated by a 7th grader.
Fox News tries blame everything on liberals, and all its arguments could be defeated by a 7th grader.
Fox News
A member of the Corporate News Media consortium, which includes the BBC, CNN (Blatantly named, "Corporate News Network"), ABC, (MS)NBC, CTV (Canada), Sky Networks, and others, especially subordinates of News Corp of which Fox is a part. Fox News uses the motto, "Fair & Balanced", when the constant barrage of editorial segments broadcast each day prove the network to be anything but.
The New York arm of Fox News is the most infamous, featuring such figures as Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity in the evenings, Don Imus, Megyn Kelly in the "objective news part of the day", Eric Bolling (former Oil Industry stock broker) on the newly instated program 'The Five', and even a petulant child in the body of a man named Neil Cavuto, the latter of whom is a top executive in the network and an obnoxious voice against any economic policy that could restore North America's domestic economic strength.
The New York arm of Fox News is the most infamous, featuring such figures as Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity in the evenings, Don Imus, Megyn Kelly in the "objective news part of the day", Eric Bolling (former Oil Industry stock broker) on the newly instated program 'The Five', and even a petulant child in the body of a man named Neil Cavuto, the latter of whom is a top executive in the network and an obnoxious voice against any economic policy that could restore North America's domestic economic strength.
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Bill O'Reilly is one of the commentators on the program. While he used to be a journalist in his younger days, and had a tabloid news program on CBS, his entire stint at Fox News has been nothing but a giant insult to journalism today.
Ratings is one of the only defenses Fox News can rely on when other media figures, regardless of their scope in the global media emporium, call them out on their deceptive tactics.
Bill O'Reilly is one of the commentators on the program. While he used to be a journalist in his younger days, and had a tabloid news program on CBS, his entire stint at Fox News has been nothing but a giant insult to journalism today.
Ratings is one of the only defenses Fox News can rely on when other media figures, regardless of their scope in the global media emporium, call them out on their deceptive tactics.
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That's a load of Fox News
That's a load of Fox News
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Glenn Beck "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
Glenn Beck "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
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The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.
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The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
Fox News
Verb. The act (specifically done in debate) of taking someones words and twisting them into something both totally unrelated and utterly offensive in an attempt to detract attention from how wrong the fox newser may be. Comparable to a red herring, Fox Newsing is different in that it usually makes even less sense than a typical red herring. Typically used as a last resort in a disagreement, fow newsing too often can also lead to a warped sense of reality, wherein the fox newser see's the world however they see fit, or, more commonly however any number of pundits tells them they should.
Example:
a. "I think it is wrong that children in third world countries starve to death by the thousands, while children in America are obese."
b. "Oh, so you're a communist then. Fascism doesnt work, alright? Not everything hates America!"
a. "That's not at all what I said, in the slightest. Don't fox news me."
b. "Shut up!"
a. "I think it is wrong that children in third world countries starve to death by the thousands, while children in America are obese."
b. "Oh, so you're a communist then. Fascism doesnt work, alright? Not everything hates America!"
a. "That's not at all what I said, in the slightest. Don't fox news me."
b. "Shut up!"
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"Hey how would you explain Fox News to someone?"
"Don't bother trying, dude. It's fucking clown shoes."
"Hey how would you explain Fox News to someone?"
"Don't bother trying, dude. It's fucking clown shoes."