Fucking fucked mate
This Is when you are so fucked, so wonky you don’t realise who you are anymore, that you become fucking fucked mate.
Get fucked mate
Example:
Me: playing a game of CS:GO
Random player: starts shooting me
Me: demolishes said player in absolute fashion
Me:GET FUCKED MATE
Me: playing a game of CS:GO
Random player: starts shooting me
Me: demolishes said player in absolute fashion
Me:GET FUCKED MATE
fuck me mate
1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.
2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
Example:
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"
2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"
2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"
fucking hell mate
Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.
Example:
"Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can't get this dildo in my ass."
"Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can't get this dildo in my ass."
Fucking hell, mate
fuck off mate
fucking joke mate
An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.
Example:
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.