Fuck mate

A friend you don't mind fucking in the butt once in a while. A really good friend



fuck me mate
1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
Example:
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"


fucking joke mate
An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.
Example:
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.


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