GOD DAMMIT

An expression of anger or frustration. Usually concerning something more important or containing more emotion than would be used for goddammit.



god dammit
Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person, it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn the situation that the person caused, indirectly damning him or her.
Example:
GOD DAMMIT TIMMY! Stop fucking slamming the fucking door you fucking retard!


God Dammit
What you say when you're frustrated about something. Not 'goddammit', god damn it, 'go ddammit', 'goddamn it', 'god dammit', or anything else like that, god dammit.
Example:
Jimmy: You have work tommorow, and a pay cut, and more hours.

Bobert: GOD DAMMIT!!!


GOD DAMMIT CHIP
refering to kid named chip who maid everyone do sprints at football for messing around. or any kid that got u in trouble. just switch out chip for his or her name.
Example:
coach: teams running extra sprints today because of a kid messin around in school.
Team: GOD DAMMIT CHIP


God God Dammit Dammit
From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
Example:
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!


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