god dammit
by Strider7 on Nov 21, 2010 11:45:36
Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person,
it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn
the situation that the person caused, indirectly
damning him or her.
God Dammit
by I AM Canadian! on Jan 29, 2005 07:05:31
What you say when you're
frustrated about something. Not 'goddammit',
god damn it, 'go ddammit', 'goddamn it', 'god dammit', or anything else like that,
god dammit.
God God Dammit Dammit
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author on Jul 07, 2008 22:36:38
From
Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about
the vending machine with an
HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.
Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.
Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
Example:
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's.
God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg
Ah, man! I ordered
the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin'
veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake.
God God Dammit Dammit!
She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!