Geo Metro

Highly efficient car. Easy on the pocket for those would rather not be bent over by the oil companies. One of the few cars that actually does what it was claimed to do. Speaking as someone who has drivin and had one. Definitely not for the impatient or someone who enjoys getting tickets and high insurance rates.



geo metro
A sub-compact car, which is extremely fun to drive and is probably the best car on gas (except hybirds), not very fast but very fun and can be parked anywhere.
Example:
Geo Metro, Suzuki Swift, Pontiac Firefly, Chevy Sprint, its all the same!


geo metro
An extinct pocket-sized subcompact car that was easily toppled off it's super economy throne by some other subcompacts-the Toyota Echo and Kia Rio. Seats 4-5 small people. Loses power when you turn on the A/C. Easily outwitted and outperformed by your average mass transit line bus. Cheap lousy transportation. See also Suzuki swift.
Example:
===Oh no! He's pedaling faster and he's catching up to us! Step on it and go faster!
===I can't! It's a Geo!


geo metro
biggest (or should i say smallest) piece of shit. a crappy little hatchback car that has about 50 horsepower, and is known to break down frequently. normally comes complete with a 3 cylinder 1.0 L engine, which one could smoke riding on a lawnmower. normally teenagers who cannot afford anything slightly better or poor white trash are seen driving these. any approaching geo metro can be heard by the loud "putt putt putt" sounds they tend to emit.
Example:
yo, me and my crackaz were racin in our pimpin geo metros and ford festivas. the guy mowing his lawn on his john deere fuckin smoked us.


geo metro
The unbelievably crappy sub-compact car that Ned Flanders from The Simpsons owns. Ned and his family attempt to elude Homer Simpson's attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.
Example:
As red geo metro speeds out of garage...
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"


geo metro
1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.
Example:
Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.


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