George Carlin

Perhaps one of the finest comedians that ever lived, George Carlin defined the word counterculture as we know it today. Pushing the First Amendment as Lenny Bruce did, Carlin always had something to say and if you were easily offended by what he said he would advise you to "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE". I hope the First Amendment didn't w/ him. I will miss Georgie Porgie



George Carlin
May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.
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R.I.P, George Carlin.


George Carlin
The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.
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"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.


George Carlin
The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
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They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!


George Carlin
George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
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George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"


George Carlin
Didn't George Carlin say, "'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE!"', or something like that?
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good life clown fun George Carlin


George Carlin
George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008
Example:
George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.


George Carlin
The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
Example:
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin


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