German Porn
A game of sexual noises akin to a retro
German porn moovie (jaa).To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "
jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "
Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "
Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
German Scheizer Porn
by TehBestOfTehInternetz on Jul 21, 2009 04:44:10
Example:
Boy 1 - "
Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****
ing German Scheizer Porn. It's
****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "
No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
german shiza porn
by Jason Dhillon on Apr 30, 2008 08:34:11
A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality
adam and eve often got bored with
regular sex so they got interesting ideas with
this love nugget.
Example:
Bob: Wow man, I was fucking
Tracy last night and she asked if I would
perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...