Girls
They don't like you
Girls
Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
Example:
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
Girls
Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Example:
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
Girls
Very unpredictable....but predictable in being unpredictable
Example:
Girl: Hey...um ur friend told me you were flirting with some other girls in the hallway
Boy: thinking: great here we go again
Girl: ARE U CHEATIN ON ME? U LIKE THAT BITCH DONT YOU?!? YOU CAN GO BE WITH HER THEN U ASSHOLE!!
Boy: i didnt even say anything yet
Girl: o...ily ^_^ bye -runs away-
Boy: O_o?
Girl: Hey...um ur friend told me you were flirting with some other girls in the hallway
Boy: thinking: great here we go again
Girl: ARE U CHEATIN ON ME? U LIKE THAT BITCH DONT YOU?!? YOU CAN GO BE WITH HER THEN U ASSHOLE!!
Boy: i didnt even say anything yet
Girl: o...ily ^_^ bye -runs away-
Boy: O_o?
Girls
Girls are people that go out with "bad boys" and after they ignore every decent guy that comes their way their heart is finally broken by the said "bad boy" and then complain and say that boys are stupid and worthless.
Example:
Girls: OMG! He broke my heart, guys are so stupid.
Boys: Maybe if u bothered to find a decent one you'd think different.
Girls: OMG! He broke my heart, guys are so stupid.
Boys: Maybe if u bothered to find a decent one you'd think different.
Girls
Example:
........not providing one.
........not providing one.
Girls
In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
Girls
Girls, they lie, cheat, hoe around town, they pretend they're so sweet and innocent, but they're nothing but lying cheating skanks, who worry about nothing more than hurting other people and what they want, not even about their children. This is girls, not ladies though.
Girls
Example:
Girls are hoes
Girls are hoes