Googles

Noun: Goo-gles1.) A pair of protective eyewear worn during science labs to protect one's eyes.These safety glasses are noun as goggles but are generally brighter in color and leave unsightly lines on your face2.)Another way of saying or describing the traditional science eyewear of goggles, but differ in the size, googles are generally very large covering most of the upper and middle face



Googles
IT or geek unit of measure. Similar to league or fathom. The number of Google pages down you need to find a particular result.
Example:
"I went looking for info on the ORIGINAL Clash of the Titans, man, that thing was 40 Googles deep!"

"I've been to the bowels of the interwebs...200 Googles down!"


googling google
This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD
Example:
Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.


the googles
A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Example:
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?


Google+
A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.
Example:
Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!


Google+
The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.
Example:
"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."


google
(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
Example:
“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”


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