Grandpa
by Hyzdu on Jan 15, 2004 04:28:38
A mentally delayed male that has a
serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old
son of a fuck still has his god damn
liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
Example:
The Old
Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the
god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn
arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
grandpaing
by Cpuny on Sep 04, 2019 04:12:56
The act of sitting and
chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and
vaping. Physical and
intellectual effort is not allowed.
Example:
-Dude, u
comin over
tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh,
what a grandpaing, I really needed this
grandpa
by Oz on Jan 18, 2005 16:33:14
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who
fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always
a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the
wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Example:
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure
grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a
purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you
anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.