Grown Ass Man

A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.



Grown Ass Man
A man whose ass is fully grown.

A very popular and time tested description of a man who is fully grown physically (which usually completely ends around age 25) and who is simply an adult, but does something an adult shouldn't do, such as not paying the bills or sleeping in too late, or neglecting his child(s). After the event, it is then considered that he is a fully developed man, and as such he is then called a "Grown ass man" as a tongue-in-cheek insult. Usually has a big butt.
Example:
Jessica: Girl, you wouldn't believe it - this GROWN ASS MAN was checking out my butt at the grocery store and then asked me out!

Sibley: But your ass isn't even fully grown! What a perv!


grown ass man
1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person
Example:
1- "That papercut looks pretty bad, do you need a band-aid?"
"NO NIGGA! IM A GROWN ASS MAN!"

2- "Ow. I got a papercut and it really hurts."
"You a grown ass man, stop crying like a bitch."


grown ass man
(grown ass-man) what an immature male may inadvertently, though accurately call himself when others question his ability to do anything. The Ass-man is a cross between the donkey, popularly believed to be a stubborn and unreasoning animal, and a human being.
Example:
"Are you sure you can move that bed downstairs by yourself?"
"What do you mean 'am I sure?' I'm a grown ass man!"

1/2 an hour later...
"MY BACK!!!"
"Are you alright?"
*gritting his teeth through the pain* "I'm fine. Don't say it."
"Say what? I told you so?"


grown ass man
he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
Example:
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."


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