Grown up

Hypocritical people. This is about the mindset specifically NOT your biological age.



Grown-up

by Madmann on Oct 08, 2005 08:13:05

Some people mistakenly believe this is a term for those over 18. Fraid not. Some people are born grown-ups, and some die at 100 never having acheived this status. If you are one, congratulations on not dying thus far; if not, here's some things you have to look forward to!

• You will cease to be impressed with your 1337speak, pwning people, your h4x0r rep and otherwise talking "liek u r" an illiterate moron. Intelligence, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

• For you emo kids, the world will get brighter for you when you stop crying and get another piece of ass. Life's cyclical in nature, roll with it.

• You will finally understand why your dad always screams when you begin to pay all your own bills. TIP: Pay electricity bill before buying the new GTA.

• Realizing that just because you CAN drink doesn't necessarily make it a good idea. Go out Wednesday, your place of employment might look like the jaws of Hell Thursday morning at 7:00 AM.

• Realizing that your place of employment ALWAYS looks like the jaws of Hell, shrugging and doing what you damn well feel like anyway.

and finally,

• The moment when you are truly no longer a kid, because you can't be. Because you have decided that all kids, without exception, SUCK. Because now YOU have a kid, crying, yelling, wetting the bed, wanting money. Karma's a cruel bitch.

Other than that, it's the only way to be... what else ya gonna do, be a 40 year old skateboarder?

Example:
I'm glad I'm a grown-up

or

(Closed captioning for the 1337 impaired)
i r liek ben a grown-up. it's teh w00t.


Grown-Ups

by DJ EXOTIQ on Aug 13, 2010 08:21:59

Referring to rims, blades, pancakes, wheels, whatever you fancy. To be considered grown-ups you must have wheels that are atleast 21" in diameter, hence the age limit for an adult. Although some consider 18" wheels grown-ups, many southern cultures would consider those to be teenagers.
Example:
"You see that slab?" (Teddy)
"That nigga riding grown-ups." (Akhmed)
"Naah that nigga ridin senior citizens brah." (Teddy)
"Whats dat?" (Akhmed)
"40" bancakes brah." (Teddy)


the grown-ups are talking

by ScottyV89 on Jul 06, 2010 04:25:18

An overly derogatory and condescending way of telling someone that their input in a given conversation is childish and/or uneducated and will not heighten the level of intelligence in the discussion.

Also is used when one is short-tempered and unwilling to deal with more than one person in a heated discussion.
Example:
Person 1: What country do you think is the most technologically advanced in the world?

Person 2: Well Japan has to be in the top three - if not the number one most advanced in the world.

Person 3: Somalia's gotta be up there too.

Person 2: Okay, the grown-ups are talking. Just stand over there.
------------------------
Husband: I can't believe you cheated on me with my best friend!

Wife: Well, I wasn't thinking straight and he's always there for me.

Husband's best friend: I am around a lot.

Husband: Jesus Christ, the grown-ups are talking! Go the fuck away.


all grown up

by Kung-Fu Jesus on May 01, 2004 06:00:55

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.
Example:
Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.


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