Halt! Identify!
What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not
the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may
sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the
android's visual scanner.Step 2:
Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."