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Hams

A Woman's thighs, legs, or butt. Generally applies to the thighs, Comes from the word ham, which is the thigh in a cut of pork. Can be used also used as Hams & Hammy.

Hams

by lazyfatbum on May 03, 2009 22:45:26

Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".

Example:
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.

Hams

by Eloraborealis on Jan 22, 2023 23:24:56

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

Example:
After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

Hamming

by Zaunliebende Südstaatler on Mar 21, 2015 05:33:00

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up

Example:
Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.

a ham

by Greggie Eggie on Jan 29, 2017 21:45:30

A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.

Example:
That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.

HAM

by Taliburner on Jul 17, 2022 21:05:54

A Ham is a burger with no bread. A loser, a peasant, a bum with no motion and no desire or solution to make some money. Whatever you do stay away from Hams they are contagious and NEED a vaccine.

Example:
Yusuf is a ham bro, he was begging for 10$ to his cashapp for to buy a lettace wrap. He gotta get off his ass and make some bread.

hammed

by TMAC on Sep 30, 2003 15:01:16

To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk

Example:
Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.

HAM

by klilbit on Mar 06, 2010 05:47:40

hard as a motherfucker

H.A.M

Example:
We went ham last night at the club.

Ham

by Dimples UK on Jul 05, 2010 04:23:21

Someone who enjoys the attention of others and will do crazy things to get it.

Example:
Aj acts like a total ham when someone pulls out their camera. He is so bad his friends call him sham the ham ihtisham.

such a ham

by Bombinbb on May 07, 2016 12:01:21

This term is used to describe someone that is real funny. Cracking jokes or being silly making everyone laugh

Example:
oh my god. Cece came over last night and she had me rolling. She is such a ham.

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