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Hand Job

The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.

Hand Job

by Ms. Oo La la on May 30, 2008 22:05:22

When a girl rubs a mans dick and balls

Example:
I gave my boyfriend the best hand job last night. His parents went out, so we turned off the lights to watch a movie. At the start of the movie i leaned over and french him. Then i leaned over and started to undid his belt, he got all tense. Next i pulled his pants to about his knees, just incase his parents cam back. i cupped his balls and then started to rub his shaft slowly at first then faster. It was driving him crazy, so i grabbed the end of his shaft and sqeezed with a little pressure. He cummed all over the fucking place. After that we totally did IT!!!!!!!!!!

Hand Job

by Pink and moist on Jul 27, 2008 14:43:50

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!

Example:
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.

Hand Job

by SuperSonnek on Nov 28, 2020 13:57:39

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

Example:
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

Hand Job

by Tyz Gurl on Jan 21, 2003 03:58:30

when sum one wacks off a guy

Example:
"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

Hand Job

by Caveat Emptor on Aug 09, 2013 04:21:59

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

Example:
On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

Hand Job

by sutf on Nov 22, 2011 06:22:05

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Example:
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

Hand Job

by Grammy in the Red House on Jan 18, 2010 01:04:31

A manicure.

Example:
I went into the spa and asked for a hand job. They sat me down at a table and the technician across from me buffed my nails, trimmed my cuticles, and massaged lotion into my hands. It was a relaxing experience and I left satisfied.

hand-job

by pseudonym ツ on Oct 20, 2020 22:30:56

When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens

Example:
WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB

hand job

by John R. on Jan 03, 2004 11:19:58

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

Example:
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

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