Happy Gilmore
by Stevie Weevie OT on Mar 24, 2010 11:15:56
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good!
it tastes like
arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its
Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!
Happy Gilmore
by ..erm? on Mar 18, 2010 09:06:41
In the same category as
the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the
blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which
happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Example:
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get
work done?
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you
straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old
happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
happy gilmore
by The Chort on Jun 12, 2004 01:36:25
happy gilmore
by David M Ross on Apr 16, 2007 20:32:16
The process of bending a girl over
the arm of a couch or whatever, and
starting at one end of the room,
run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.
happy gilmore
by The Strut on Oct 11, 2004 18:55:56
Example:
"I think
you're great, Sean."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you
and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all
Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
the happy gilmore
by realtok on Nov 13, 2011 02:56:49
Happy Gilmore putt
by HeavyD293 on Jul 09, 2011 06:50:24
A
putt that is
babied so bad that it only makes it about
1/4 of the way to the hole.
Example:
I thought I'd get a par in today,
green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for
bogey.
happy Gilmore
by yeetmeworld on May 19, 2023 09:37:42
Example:
He did a happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmored
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm on May 19, 2017 05:10:12
Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes
6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over
ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Example:
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out
leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I
happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like
3 inches deep!