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Heisman

Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.

Heisman

by informantj on Oct 30, 2008 18:54:22

A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex who you do not find physically attractive. You may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std's, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. This technique is usually given by the female to the male.

Example:
Wow, look at that dough boy over there.
I Think he wants to go out with you.

Girl gives Vitale (ugly person) the heisman.

Heisman

by Colby on Sep 09, 2003 13:30:23

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Example:
Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

Heisman

by pinto9988 on May 03, 2008 00:07:28

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.

Example:
"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"

Heisman

by thewisearmenian on Oct 04, 2009 04:16:39

V. To hit or tackle someone to the ground in such a manner of a person who has won a Heisman trophy would.

N. A laudable hit or take

Example:
"Did you see that fight last week? Because Matt freaking Heismaned Steve right to the ground, It was sick!!!"

heisman

by C.K. Dexter Haven on Sep 29, 2004 05:00:29

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

Example:
When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

Heismanned

by Jolly Old Saint Prick on Mar 15, 2003 05:23:47

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Example:
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

the heisman

by Quinton Smith on Jan 09, 2006 07:57:05

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

Example:
"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

Heismaned

by khazrn on Feb 14, 2010 04:24:48

Being blocked, or not being able to move forward

Example:
I am glad to see that I am not the only one being heismaned on this assignment

The Heisman

by Kavka on Jun 05, 2010 23:10:22

The act of putting your hand up when someone begins to speak to you "blocking" their conversation, explaining you have something else to do, then walking away. Best done after you have told that person something that invites a response.

Example:
Jerry told me he likes our chances in Olympic Hockey finals this year, he asked me if I thought the team was strong then three words into my response, he gave me The Heisman. Said he had to shit.

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