Herpes Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Herpes

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Herpes

by Dillon Farnum on Mar 19, 2005 05:26:29

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Example:
Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

Herpes

by Wilhelm on Jan 30, 2004 02:47:27

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

Example:
O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

Herpes

by BigDongJuan on Mar 27, 2009 23:48:07

A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.

Example:
Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!

John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?

Bob: A little bit of both actually.

Herpes

by Dominions on May 29, 2012 11:07:01

A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.

Example:
Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.

Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.

Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!

Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!

Herpes

by Jimbodium on Sep 29, 2009 02:34:22

A sexually transferred disease.

Example:
That guy has herpes.

Herpes

by nolse on Jan 28, 2009 11:32:58

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Example:
Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

Herpes

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. on Oct 30, 2008 21:57:52

A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.

I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.

Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.

Example:
Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.

Herpes

by JackBlackFrack on May 03, 2005 19:35:22

The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.

Example:
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."

Herpes

by Gormass on Jun 22, 2009 12:32:15

The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".

Example:
A case of Herpes was on the cover of U.S. Weekly recently.

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