Holy Bible
A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of
66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of
the bible's proposed author
Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
Holy Bible
by Asweetin' on Nov 16, 2008 11:21:05
Example:
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or
the book he wrote.
The Holy Bible
Andy:
ya man. its true
Holy Bible
by Ray the Atheist on Nov 02, 2011 14:49:03
The Holy Bible
by APY3R on Jan 11, 2022 03:21:16
The Holy Bible
by im a loser on Aug 28, 2008 04:04:24
holy bible
by ilikecheese42 on Feb 17, 2009 19:08:50
the holy bible
by table fan on Feb 20, 2021 14:25:20
Example:
Person1: I just
looked at unholyness, and
I need the holy bible.
Person2:
Hol up.
The Holy Bible
by Mike N. Ike on Feb 02, 2021 03:44:47
Example:
The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of
conflict over whether
the sequel is
canon.
The Holy Bible
by 0wl3l on Oct 19, 2021 15:55:26
Example:
Mike: Hey, did you
read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔,我想死
The Holy Bible
by MathPlus on Jul 13, 2021 16:56:37
The
all-time bestseller the devil hates
seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would
forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
Example:
It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading,
the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and
jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the
wrong side of eternity.