Holy Ghost

To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.



Holy Ghosting
Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
Example:
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”


HOLY GHOST
A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.
Example:
Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"


Holy Ghosted
When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.
Example:
I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.


holy ghosting
When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.
Example:
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.


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