Homer Simpson

World's greatest American stereotype!



Homer Simpson
Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
Example:
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos


Homer Simpson
Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
Example:
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."


Homer Simpson
1. a cartoon character in "The Simpsons" that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron.

2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.

3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
Example:
"That four year old's driving!"
"But he just won the Daytona 500!"
"Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"


Homer Simpson
an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family
Example:
Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!


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