Hond
Hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. They can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.An example of a hond in the Cheltenham area is James Geagan...if you know James Geagan then you know a hond.honding
Example:
Matt: Yo we playing halo tonight bro?!
Dave: Nah bro we going to DPA tonight, were gonna be honding! It's gonna be a hoot.
Matt: Iight man I'm there
Matt: Yo we playing halo tonight bro?!
Dave: Nah bro we going to DPA tonight, were gonna be honding! It's gonna be a hoot.
Matt: Iight man I'm there
Honds
Example:
Foreigner: Hey my honds are dirty
Me: your what?
Foreigner: my honds... their dirty..
Me: LOL.
Foreigner: what?
Me: what.
Foreigner: Why.
me: why?!
Foreigner: because..
me: why..
Foreigner: because!
me: what?
etc...
Foreigner: Hey my honds are dirty
Me: your what?
Foreigner: my honds... their dirty..
Me: LOL.
Foreigner: what?
Me: what.
Foreigner: Why.
me: why?!
Foreigner: because..
me: why..
Foreigner: because!
me: what?
etc...
Laffe Hond
Usually a male person who is a coward, but in a pleasant way. The typical Laffe Hond enjoys being called one and is proud to be a coward. Other behavior typical to a Laffe Hond is to provoke agression and hide when it gets dangerous.
The word is of dutch origin and literally means Cowardly Dog.
The word is of dutch origin and literally means Cowardly Dog.
Example:
I am such a Laffe Hond, when JH was sleeping in his tent I threw corn-plants at it until he went really mad, then i hid in the bushes.
- You seem to be proud of it!
I am such a Laffe Hond, when JH was sleeping in his tent I threw corn-plants at it until he went really mad, then i hid in the bushes.
- You seem to be proud of it!
Vuil hond
The act of defecating in bed and barking like a dog. Typically performed as foreplay to set a romantic mood.