Honda
Apparently, Honda is the only auto manufacturer that Puerto Ricans in Central Florida will buy. Young and old, they own nothing but Hondas.
Example:
CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit.
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit.
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
Honda
the car company with the world's cleanest emmissions. honda's are known for their longevity and craftsmanship.
Honda
1.) A Japanese-based automobile manufacturer that was once known for outstanding technological innovations and engineering perfection.
2.) Currently, another face in the crowd. Chosen most commonly by ricers and people who think that American cars are purely crap.
2.) Currently, another face in the crowd. Chosen most commonly by ricers and people who think that American cars are purely crap.
Honda
Japanese engine manfacturing company that makes more then just cars. Their engines are very relible and well-built, however its nothing special to have one.
Example:
Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour (hazardmobile) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car.
My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner.
I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race.
Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.
Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour (hazardmobile) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car.
My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner.
I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race.
Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.
Honda
A car for those crazy Japanese people who like to make them look fast. Only those who actually work on the engine have good cars.
Honda
Japanese automaker that makes very reliable and affordable daily drivers, family cars, and econo-boxes. Commonly mistaken by domestic owners to be the pinnacle of Japanese performance engineering, and therefore is used as "proof" that American cars are somehow superior to imports.
Example:
Domestic owner: Dude my Yenko Camaro just totally smoked that Honda Civic!
Import owner: And my Blitz Skyline can drive circles around a Ford Pinto. You don't see me bragging about it.
Domestic owner: Dude my Yenko Camaro just totally smoked that Honda Civic!
Import owner: And my Blitz Skyline can drive circles around a Ford Pinto. You don't see me bragging about it.
Honda
A well-respected company that is known for reliable cars. The 2004 Honda Accord, Odyssey, and Pilot received very good ratings for its reliabilty. Should be respected in terms of reliability, not in terms of the most fast and furious cars. It has been trying very hard in making good cars to preserve the environment. However, Honda's cars are getting uglier lately such as the new Element. Hondas are respectable cars and the only reasons they should not be liked are slight ugliness or that they are not fast and furious except for the S2000.
Also used as an acronym for:
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Also used as an acronym for:
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Honda
1. Manufacturer of everything from automobiles to outboard motors, both known for quality and longevity
Example:
That 239,000 mile 4-door 91 Honda Accord just completely raped that Mustang on the autoX course!
That 239,000 mile 4-door 91 Honda Accord just completely raped that Mustang on the autoX course!