How I Met Your Mother
A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Example:
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
How I Met Your Mother
Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.
Example:
Typical How I Met Your Mother scene
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
Typical How I Met Your Mother scene
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
how i met your mother
A hilarious show involving five unique characters:
Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.
Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.
Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.
Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.
Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.
Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.
Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.
Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.
Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Example:
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:
Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:
Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
how i met your mother
Example:
Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
how i met your mother
An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.
Example:
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!
Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary
Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins
Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up
Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable
Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag
Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!
Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary
Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins
Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up
Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable
Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag
Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
how i met your mother
legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there
Pull a "How I Met Your Mother"
Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.
Example:
I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.
I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.
How i met your mother
Example:
Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!
Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life
Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!
Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life