Ice hockey

A team sport played on ice with sticks. It is a bit like bandy, but on a smaller field and with a puck in stead of a ball. The five field players go on and off the ice pretty often during the game.



Ice hockey

by Jellybeanlol on May 31, 2018 16:56:02

Is where a person that could be a man or a woman and they could be any sexuality , they wear big clothes and lots of padding which is good if the girl starts her period, they glide on frozen water with knives on their feet head first towards a small round thing on the frozen water, trying to hit it with a long piece of wood (any type of wood can also work) their aim is to hit this round thing that is on the frozen water and make it fly into a piece of material with holes in it, after the person has made the round thing fly into the material with holes, it is common that people sat in the audience will use their hands to honk a horn that sounds like farting and they will also scream loudly and are most likely to wack the barrier to make lots of vibrations in your ear. this sport is called ice hockey- gen 2k18
Example:
I’m playing ice hockey, I just made the round thing fly
I scored a goal in ice hockey and they are honking the farty horn


ice hockey

by SlasheR on Sep 28, 2003 12:53:56

The Damn best sport on this planet.
Example:
ice hockey fuckin rules!!!


ice hockey

by yapX on Jul 22, 2023 05:11:23

When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.
Example:
Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.


ice hockey

by Zoe on Mar 13, 2004 11:39:00

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus
Example:
netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ice hockey

by tcarruth on Oct 27, 2010 11:02:35

The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.
Example:
What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.


Kids’ Ice Hockey

by I_Am_Bored🙃 on May 25, 2021 20:47:30

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.
Example:
My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.


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