Irish people
Irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday St.paddy's day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( Murphy, O'Brian ...) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( AKA their Clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn-- because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the English, love the color green.Irish People Time
An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.
Also known as IPT.
Example:
"Dude, why were you so late last night?"
All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
"Dude, why were you so late last night?"
All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
National Bullying Irish People Day
On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Example:
Non Irish Person: βitβs october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prickβ
Irish person: βi cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day π’β
Non Irish Person: βitβs october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prickβ
Irish person: βi cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day π’β