JIM JOYCE
DEFINED:To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.Background:Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a
Detroit Tigers and
Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando
Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.
Jim Joyce
by NotAustinIswear on Jun 04, 2010 09:51:24
Example:
Kieran:
Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.
Mark: Oh dude I got
Jim Joyced last night too!
Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.
Jim Joyced
by DIRTY GR33K on Jun 04, 2010 11:36:44
Jim Joyced - The act of being completely
jobbed,
fucked over, robbed, or
cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
Example:
1) "
You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said,
Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim
Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
Jim Joyced
by ag58 on Jun 12, 2010 05:21:43
Example:
Calling a
baserunner safe at
first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth
inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.
Jim Joyce
by JimJoyceisalegend on Jun 04, 2010 06:57:37
A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando
Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless
Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got
the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Example:
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK
JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM
LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for
Christ's sake. Give him a break...
Jim Joyce
by greeko406 on Jun 03, 2010 10:25:09
Example:
Tim: You see what that
d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He
blew a call at first and cost
Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
Jim Joyced
by Bfrosty on Jun 04, 2010 00:57:11
Jim Joyce
by Rockwell Sweaters on Jun 03, 2010 14:56:43
A. To get something very that is very
obvious wrong.
B. To
screw something up very
badly.
Jim Joyce Safe
by randombufffffalo on Jun 04, 2010 08:52:11
Example:
1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening
drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.
2.
Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at
first base.